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A High School Boy...

A High School Boy once found a book in the school library whose cover read "HOW TO HUG" was delighted to take it home.

On opening it, he was disappointed to discover it was volume seven of an encyclopedia.

A Wise Old Man

A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father.

"Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."

Coincidence

In a kindergarten school, a teacher asked her class to give examples of coincidence.

There was a long silence, then a small boy said: "My father & my mother were married the same day."

Score

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in science."

Novel

A BLONDE is in the library , she bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

@HOME

A BLONDE tells her boyfriend, "Come home tomorrow, no one will be at home."
When he goes the next day to her home.......
Her door was locked.

Blunder

"James", said Martha, "it is our silver anniversary next tuesday. We should mark the occasion. Shall we kill the pig?"

The husband replied, "Kill the pig! What's the good of murdering an innocent pig for a blunder that happened twenty-five years ago?"

Vacation with pay

When Arthur Brisbane was about to complete fifty years of journalism, Mr. Hearst, his employer, urged him to take a six month vacation with pay. This magnanimous offer Brisbane refused to accept, saying there were two reasons for his doing so.

"The first reason, "he said," is that I quit writing my daily column for six months, it might affect the circulation of your daily newspaper, the second is that it might not affect the circulation."

Sunday School

A big advertising man had a small daughter who came home from Sunday School one day carrying a bundle of pamphlets and cards.

"And what do you have there?" asked the man. "Oh, nothing much," answered the little girl. "Just some ads about heaven."

Honey I'm Home

Picture of the millenium

" Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock..."

Presidential Inspection

George W. Bush in a very strange position with two other men


I don't know which is funnier, the guy kneeling in
front of Bush or the guy with the grin behind him.

Hair style of the year ...

Who Farted

Microsoft Support

Employee of the year

I only hope u people are not working like this.

A Smart Way to Sleep During Class

Stop complaining about ur job

U R Lucky That U got such a GOOD JOB

Cricket - The "Chappal" Effect...!!!

Now tht's wht's called the..........
'Chappel' Effect................!!!

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Not only guiding the Indian Cricket Professionals
But, also seems to be influencing the
cricket novices of the country..........!!!!!

What Pets do when we are @ WORK ..

Photo of the day - sequel !! There is point in taking a photo..

U should have received this photo from numerous people, but this photo should clear all doubts

statue..***```***...02-08-07

Funny animals

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